So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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