have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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