I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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