Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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