just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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