mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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