Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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