you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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