summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You ate ashes out of my bong
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