: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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