This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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