making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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