Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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