She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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