the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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