GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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