i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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