I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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