didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
All the doctor said was why
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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