are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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