Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I cut my penus on the lid.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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