Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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