This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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