I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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