Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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