My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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