To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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