Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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