hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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