i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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