the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
her vagine was all disorganized.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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