Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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