They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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