Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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