the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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