I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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