but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I came so hard my ears popped.
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