brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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