Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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