I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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