Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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