Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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