i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I am naked and annoyed.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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