Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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