So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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