I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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