Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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