i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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