god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
the liver wants what the liver wants
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think people are normalizing furries
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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