come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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