I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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