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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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